PLEASE NOTE THESE HISTORICAL QUOTES BY OUR GREAT PHILOSOPHERS: 1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1892) 2. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) 3. He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) 5. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member - William Shakespeare (1788) 6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). 7. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Olusegun Obasanjo(1999) 8. Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elizabeth II (1993). 9. Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues - Fela Kuti (1979) 10. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit - Bola Tinubu (2004) 11. Pikin wey no sabi him mama boyfriend, na him dey call am Uncle - Sir Alex Ferguson (1984) 12. You have Freedom of Speech but Freedom after Speech, that I cannot guarantee - Idi Amin of Uganda (1965) 13. Girls that swallow their pride to DM their crush have a special room in heaven - Wole Soyinka (2006) 14. A man who runs around looking for pliers to cut flexible wire when his teeth is capable of cutting does not need light - Michael Faraday (1848) 15. People that leave your devices bluetooth on after use dont usually flush the W.C after using the toilet! - Mark Zuckerberg (2005) 16. Life is too short to be picking beans. Pour the whole damn thing into a bowl of water and the yanmayanma will float up - Abraham Lincoln (1825) 17. A man who runs around looking for scissors to open Indomie spice sachet is not yet hungry - Barack Obama (1994) 18. No matter how bad you are, youre not useless. You can still be used as a bad example. - David Moyes (2014)
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 16:50:14 +0000
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