PLS DONT LAFF THIS OFF! Abi? A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The #1,000 reminisced about its travels all over the country: Ive had a pretty good life he proclaimed. I have been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano, PH & Abuja. The finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja and Eastern Nigeria. Performances at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, the hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. WOW! said the ten naira. Youve really had an exciting life!So tell me, says the N1,000 note, where have you been throughout your life time?The N10 note replies: Oh, Ive been mostly in churches, ECWA Apostolic & Methodist, the Redeemed Christian Church,the Deeper Life Bible church, Baptist Church, the C & S Church, Cele, the Lutheran Church, etc. I spent many days in Gwagwa Karimu market, from there I was taken to Sambisa Forest where one almajiri boy brought me back to Abuja. I spent many more days with churches before I found myself here. The N1,000 note interrupts: What is a church?Its a place where believers in Jesus Christ gather to worship God in spirit and in truth, replied the ten naira note. My masters never took me to Church lamented the N1,000 naira note. So, please, please and please, take 1,000 naira notes to Church next Sunday, they want to know Jesus too. Me? Can I laff pls? Hahaha
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 20:17:09 +0000
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