POISONING MY BOSS (Part 4) I hope my boss forgives me this one time. After all our mindblowing encounter, my boss and i decided to give ourselves breathing space. Well, i was the first person he paid. In fact, he paid mine through the bank while he paid others by hand. I guess he thinks i have mouth odour. He offended me today and i dealth with him. I was doing my work gently gently before he sent for me that i should come and type a letter to the Minister for Defence for him. Sir, i have a huge workload to attend to. (not true, just looking for an excuse) Mr Parrot, i can rely on you. I trust your use of grammar in putting the letter in an effective manner, my boss replied. Sir, i have not eaten breakfast, lunch, and yet to observe my tea break, i said, trying to bolt out of the door. Parrot! Get here and take down this letter to the minister now! my boss commanded. I decided to stay since the room was airconditioned. He started dictating, .... The cogent reason of sending this communique is ..... Just then, the cold air changed aroma. Everywhere started smelling like rotten fish. I saw my boss smiling. My boss went on dictating, he looked up to me, and asked wickedly Are you okay? (In my mind, i was like mad man, he wants to kill me) So, i simply went on writing what he just said, are you okay? in the letter. He asked again, Your face is changing colour, i hope your health is in perfect condition? Trust me, i simply put that question too in the letter. He then said to me, Well, that is your problem. If you like, be okay, or dont be okay. I included the sentence too in the letter. By the time my boss finished the letter, a part of it reads like this, ...... We are looking forward to executing the federal order. Are you okay? Your face is changing colour, i hope your health is in perfect condition. Well, that is your problem. If you like, be okay, or dont be okay. ...... Before he could go through it, i ran to the ICT department to have it type and forwarded to the Ministry of Defence. I dont know who to pray for now: is it for my boss that army or navy wont come and beat him to a coma; or for me that i should not lose my job? Any advice?
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 08:04:41 +0000
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