PREVENT MATRIMONIAL DISASTERS GUYS.....& Good morning Ladies & Gentlemen Prue was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Mxolisi Moyo :D was in the living room drinking a beer and watching a World Cup game. Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you dont fix it the food will go bad. Prue said. Mxoe yells back, Who do I look like Mr Fixit, I Dont think so. A little while later Prue says, Honey, you need to fix the hall light, its out. Who do I look like an electrician, I dont think so, Mxoe says. A few minutes later Prue says, Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it. Mxoe quickly replies, Who do I look like a carpenter, I dont think so. Frustrated, he gets up and leaves. He decides to go to a bar down the road. After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home. He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed. He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed. He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed. Mxoe sees his wife and says, Babe, how did you fix all this? She looked at him and said, Well after you left I began to cry on the porch. A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help. He fixed everything. I asked him what I could do for payment. He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him. Mxoe says, Well, what kind of cake did you bake him? To which Prue looks at him and replies, Who do I look like Betty the Baker, I dont think so!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 09:20:33 +0000
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