PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS > > > > 1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He > acquired his size from too much pi. > > 2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out > to be an optical Aleutian . > > 3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still. > > 4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it > was a weapon of math disruption. > > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery. > > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. > > 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum > Blownapart. > > 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. > > 9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking > into it. > > 10.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > > 11.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > 12..Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to > the other: You stay here; Ill go on a head. > > 13.. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. > > 14.. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: Keep off the Grass. > > 15.. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium > at large.
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