Paddy and Mick want to immigrate to Australia, so they head to the nearest Immigration Office. Mick goes in first, and after 5 mins he comes out and gives his brother the thumbs up and says Im in! Paddy goes next and the Immigration Officer says, What kind of work do you do? Paddy replies Im a turf cutter The officer runs his finger down his list of jobs and says Sorry, we dont need turf cutters in Australia, I cant let you in! Paddy goes But you dont understand, Im the best, the straightest, the neatest turf cutter in all of Ireland. If theres turf to be cut, Im your man! Officer: No, you dont understand, we have no turf in Australia, Im sorry there is no place for you. Paddy: But you let my brother in not 5 mins ago!! Officer: Yes, but hes a Pilot Paddy: I know, but if I dont cut it, he cant pile it!
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 21:10:24 +0000