:Pakistan suffers from ;Electricity power generation crisis - ;Natural gas crisis - ;Fuel crisis - Everyday / daily use food items crisis - .Crisis exists every where in Pakistan .Crisis seems to be the only sector Pakistan is sufficiently self-supported in خود کفیل = Sufficiently self-supported Ever since electricity load management started back in January 1983, neither the Government itself or the establishment have ever been able to cope with and handle the prevailing situation for whatever the reasons had been behind the scenes. Crisis persists and continues to exist years after years ? Is Pakistan Faulty Towers Fawlty Towers - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fawlty_Towers :Pakistani people still remember Wapdas advertisement song titled میرے گاؤں میں بجلی آئی ھے، میرے گاؤں میں بجلی آئی ھے .on local radio and television during Benazir Bhuttos second tenure as a Prime Minister ?What happend to that excessive production of electricity بي بي سي اردو بلاگ - ميرے گاؤں ميں بجلي آئي ہے - BBC Urdu bbc.co.uk/blogs/urdu/2008/04/post_288.html ? Does Pakistan have any scope / prospects in economical and environment friendly Bioenergy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioenergy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biofuel en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel_in_Brazil Millions of tons of sewage is drained out and wasted useless; causing massive pollution in the national reservoirs. Isnt it so that wastewater (residential, as well as industrial) shall be recycled (filtered and cleaned) before its disposal into the canals or rivers ? When processed, the material it leaves behind is an excellent natural bio-ingredient (rather than synthetic) suitable for low-cost fuel and energy production, and manure + recycled water for usage in agricultural sector ? But who cares Dry animal dung fuel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_animal_dung_fuel Since centuries, cows dung is still being used in the South Asian Sub-continent (most commonly in countryside remote areas now) as a manure in the fields, and also as a biofuel for household stoves. For usage as a fuel, its shaped like a pancake and dried out in the sun اُپلا :In Urdu language, its called .(Pronunciation in English is opla (singular form) or oplae (plural form اُپلا - وکی لغت ur.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D8%A7%D9%8F%D9%BE%D9%84%D8%A7 اُپلا پاتھنا - وکی لغت ur.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D8%A7%D9%8F%D9%BE%D9%84%D8%A7_%D9%BE%D8%A7%D8%AA%DA%BE%D9%86%D8%A7 When Gen. Zia was PoP (President of Pakistan), wastewater biogas plants were introduced on large-scale in the Sub-continent. What happend to those plants ? Although these plants existed earlier as well in the area, very few people knew about the technology Biogas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biogas Anaerobic digestion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaerobic_digestion Biogas Production Principle | Biogas greenoptimistic/2008/02/06/biogas-production-principle/ Biogas China i-sis.org.uk/graphics/chinaBiogas.jpg i-sis.org.uk/BiogasChina.php Images of Uganda sln.org.uk/geography/images/Uganda/22.Biogas%20tank.JPG sln.org.uk/geography/images_of_uganda.htm (YouTube - How does a biogas plant work? (Video youtube/watch?v=3UafRz3QeO8 (YouTube - Biogas Wood Stove Demonstration (Video youtube/watch?v=pyofhLYYVC8 :Other fields of search related to biogas biogas digester - biogas energy solutions - biogas generator - biogasol - biogasoline - biogas plant - biogas production - biogas production incentives act of 2009 - biogas technology - The matter of the fact is that public community in Pakistan will perhaps never be allowed / permitted (by the feudal lords) to replace expensive gasoline with economical bioenergy (sugarcane ethanol fuel is another example) for electricity power generation and transportation; and as a substitute for natural gas as well in (at least) industrial sector First Sugarcane Biogas Plant in Pakistan - DAWN.COM dawn/news/828663/first-sugarcane-biogas-plant-in-pakistan .Sheikh Chilli hopes this will set an example for others to follow Generally speaking, public access to economical end-user products is usually prohibited and denied in countries like Pakistan; usage of such products is discouraged by the government itself. And the reason behind that are the heavy taxes levied on energy sector which generates reasonable amount of capital in terms of income for the government. So is the case with other expensive end-user products GoinGreen goingreen.co.uk/ ? Why cant Pakistan go green Probably because Pakistani manimals doesnt eat grass; grass tax would have been imposed if they did so. They rather eat explosives in exchange for their lives ? Population control ! Thats incredible, isnt it .Explosive smoke rules the environment which, by itself, is another form of environmental pollution .Remaining manimals, who survive to live, eat crisis .Popye doesnt eat grass either; he eats spinach .Consequently, he spins + nach (watch out for a foot-note at the bottom); and goes Bionic .So were Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman Bionics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionics CNN - Bionics: Its not science fiction anymore - February 18, 2002 cnn/2002/HEALTH/02/18/bionic.humans/index.html ! Wow thats great But bionics exist in the Far West only. Pakistani manimals dont have a access to except for the selected ones .In countries like Pakistan, neither are governments elected ever. Theyre, rather, selected Believe it or not, most of the public community here is not even interested in signing up for enlisting in the voters lists ? Is Pakistan actually Democratic Democratic = Demo + cratic -Pakistan sounds like corruptic; should it be Demo-, Electo- or Selecto ________________________ Blunders i4.photobucket/albums/y121/sixface/sixfacegif.gif :Sheikh Chilli says ? = BB (Bad Boyz (variant of Good Girls Bail Bond Balloon Barrage Bank Book Basket Ball Benazir Bhutto Big Brother BillBoard Bill Book Black Box Blue Book Blunder Buss Boys Brigade Branch Bill Brigitte Bardot Burbon and Blends (Burton and Bitter (Beer ________________________ Man and Manimal sounds like Brutus and Brutal. Brutus was a man (good or bad, thats a separate issue); Manimals are brutal Some people are wise; others are otherwise. Otherwise people are always others whilst wise people are never somewise .Luci - o - Ball was just one simple example ? Was she wise or otherwise ? Why was Mr. Moony high on her for most of the time .Wise people are usually known as good people; as referred to in . . . Wise Men ? Aint women wise ? People who are otherwise, are probably bad. Can they be titled: Manimals Song video د نیا رے د نیا Title: Duniya Re Duniya (Movie: Trimurti (1995 youtube/watch?v=dSQKUzJXRqE ________________________ .Donkeys are animals .Donkey is an English word in Urdu گدھا Its Gadha in Punjabi language کھوتا And Khota (donkey_using_computer_hg_clr (GIF Image, 364 × 338 pixels i202.photobucket/albums/aa209/lionesscc/donkey_using_computer_hg_clr.gif ? What about Humans ? Manimals .Mostly, but not all of them ! Few of those are Men and Women poems: | Facebook facebook/note.php?note_id=303446175081 .Human is an English word Hu + Man .انسان Equivalent word in Urdu language is insaan .Sounds like insane ! Now look, hold your tounge and mind your language ? Who said that ? Who or Hu (YouTube - Mind Your Language (video youtube/watch?v=t1Yiv3ckPXk انسان اور گدھا Insaan aur Gadha (Insan Aur Gadha - Full Movie - YouTube (Released: 1973 youtube/watch?v=jUSez5kHknM بي بي سي اردو بلاگ - انسان اور گدھا - BBC Urdu bbc.co.uk/blogs/urdu/donkey_human.jpg bbc.co.uk/blogs/urdu/2006/09/post_48.html bbc.co.uk/blogs/urdu/2006/09/ (Sufi mystic, Mullah Nasruddin (famous for his donkey upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Nasreddin.jpg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasrudin BBC - Radio 4 - Today PEACE CARTOONS bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/gallery/media/mullah1.jpg bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/gallery/gallery_peacecartoons.shtml?select=04 bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/gallery/media/mullah2.jpg bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/gallery/gallery_peacecartoons.shtml?select=05 bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/gallery/media/mullah3.jpg bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/gallery/gallery_peacecartoons.shtml?select=06 ہماري اردو - موضوع ديکھيئے - مُلا نصير الدين اور اسکے چٹکلے oururdu/forums/viewtopic.php?f=46&p=150993 (.This page is no longer available at Sheikh Chillis end) مُلا نصیر الدین کا گدھا مُلا نصیرالدین کا گدھا مر چکا تھا اور اس کے بغیر ان کی زندگی بڑی مشکل سے گزر رہی تھی ۔ چنانچہ کئی مہینوں کی محنت و مشقت کے بعد کچھـ رقم جمع کی اور ایک نیا گدھا خریدنے کی غرض سے بازار کا رخ کیا ۔ حسبِ منشا گدھا خریدا اور گھر کی راہ اس طرح لی کہ وہ گدھے کی رسی تھامے آگے آگے چل رہے تھے اور گدھا ان کے پیچھے آرہا تھا ۔ راستے میں چند ٹھگ قسم کے لوگوں نے مُلا کو گدھا لے جاتے ھوئے دیکھا تو وہ ان کے قریب ھو گئے ۔ ان میں سے ایک آدمی گدھے کے بالکل ساتھ ساتھ چلنے لگا ۔ تھوڑی دیر بعد اس نے آہستہ سے گدھے کی گردن سے رسی نکال کر اپنی گردن میں ڈال دی اور گدھا اپنے ساتھیوں کے حوالے کر دیا ۔ جب مُلا اپنے گھر کے دروازے پر پہنچے اور مڑ کے پیچھے جو دیکھا تو چار ٹانگوں والے گدھے کی بجائے دو ٹانگوں والا گدھا نظر آیا ۔ یہ دیکھ کر مُلا سخت حیران ھوئے اور کہنے لگے ”سبحان اللہ! میں نے تو گدھا خریدا تھا یہ انسان کیسے بن گیا؟“ ۔ یہ سن کر وہ ٹھگ بولا ـ” آقائے من ! میں اپنی ماں کا ادب نہیں کرتا تھا اور ہر وقت ان کے درپے آزار رہتا تھا ۔ ایک دن انہوں نے مجھے بد دعا دی کہ تو گدھا بن جائے ۔ چنانچہ میں انسان سے گدھا بن گیا تو میری ماں نے مُجھے بازار میں لے جا کر فروخت کر دیا ۔ کئی سال سے میں گدھے کی زندگی بسر کر رہا تھا ۔ آج خوش قسمتی سے آپ نے مُجھے خرید لیا اور آپ کی روحانیت کی برکت سے میں دوبارہ آدمی بن گیا۔“ یہ کہہ کر اس نے مُلا کے ہاتھـ کو بوسہ دیا اور بہت عقیدت کا اظہار کیا ۔ مُلا کو یہ بات بہت پسند آئی ۔ وفورِ مُسرت میں نصیحت فرماتے ھوئے کہنے لگے ” اچھا اب جاؤ اور اپنی ماں کی خدمت کرو ۔ کبھی اس کے ساتھ گستاخی نہ کرنا “ ۔ ٹھگ، مُلا کا شکریہ ادا کر کے رخصت ھو گیا ۔ دوسرے دن مُلا نے کسی سے کچھـ رقم ادھا لی اور پھر گدھا خریدنے بازار میں پہنچ گئے ۔ ان کی حیرانی کی کوئی حد نہ رھی جب انہوں نے دیکھا کہ وھی گدھا ایک جگہ بندھا کھڑا ھے جو انہوں نے کل خریدا تھا ۔ چنانچہ وہ اس گدھے کے قریب گئے اور اس کے کان میں کہنے لگے ” لگتا ھے تم نے میری نصیحت پر عمل نہیں کیا اس لیے پھر گدھے بن گئے ھو “ ۔ ________________________ Minus-2 formula for CNG units, industrial sector paktribune/news/print.php?id=220980 New gas management plan approved - Awaz.tv awaztoday/News_New-gas-management-plan-approved_1_3470_Political-News.aspx Daily Times - Leading News Resource of Pakistan - No gas for industry, CNG stations two days a week dailytimes.pk/default.asp?page=2009%5C11%5C05%5Cstory_5-11-2009_pg1_1 CNG dealers threaten countrywide strike - GEO.tv geo.tv/11-10-2009/52719.htm CNG station owners threaten countrywide strike | Pakistan | News | Newspaper | Daily | English | Online nation.pk/pakistan-news-newspaper-daily-english-online/Politics/05-Nov-2009/CNG-station-owners-threaten-countrywide-strike CNG station owners call off strike - DAWN.COM dawn/news/855496/cng-station-owners-call-off-strike Instead of wasting hard earned money on expensive (human made) Toyota Corolla cars, Pakistani feudal lords and mainmals should consider switching over to, and start using (naturally designed and manufactured) Khota Corolla - the most convenient, economical and energy efficient conveyance that operates solely on environment friendly green fuel (grass) rather than gasoline The all new DonkeyRolla :Specifications (one DP (donkey power (four x four (donkeys legs fifty kilommeters on just 0.5 kg of grass Real Khota Car pakwheels/forums/attachments/guess-humor-hobbies/581923d1238703720-real-khota-car-khota-car_z4u_pakwheels-com-.jpg pakwheels/forums/guess-humors-other-stuff/97476-real-khota-car (YouTube - Khota Corolla (video youtube/watch?v=dhmvCpp6gh8 Khota corola : Free Download & Streaming : Internet Archive archive.org/details/KhotaCorola :(Download link(s 512Kb MPEG4 format archive.org/download/KhotaCorola/KhotaCorola_512kb.mp4 Ogg Video format archive.org/download/KhotaCorola/KhotaCorola.ogv Just look at that ! No helmet, no seat belt, without registration number; and probably without a riding license. Deserves a traffic ticket ! Or, a three months serving sentence from a court Was khota ride trafficing (without a license, registration number and helmet) illegal, feudal lords in countries like Pakistan would have made lots of money out of this A Collection of Wisdom: Mulla Nasrudin Foltkales / Stories / Jokes immediex/mullanasrudin.html Avoiding Criticism rodneyohebsion/mulla-nasrudin.htm#129 Nasrudin and his son were traveling with their donkey. Nasrudin preferred to walk while his son rode the donkey. But then they passed a group of bystanders, and one scoffed, “Look—that selfish boy is riding on a donkey while his poor old father is forced to walk alongside. That is so disrespectful. What a horrible and spoiled child Nasrudin and his son felt embarrassed, so they switched spots—this time Nasrudin rode the donkey while his son walked Soon they passed another group of people. “Oh, that’s detestable!” one of them exclaimed. “That poor young boy has to walk while his abusive father rides the donkey! That horrible man should be ashamed of himself for the way he is treating his son. What a heartless parent Nasrudin was upset to hear this. He wanted to avoid anybody else’s scorn, so he decided to have both, himself and his son, ride the donkey at the same time As they both rode, they passed another group of people. “That man and his son are so cruel,” one bystander said. “Just look at how they are forcing that poor donkey to bear the weight if two people. They should be put in jail for their despicable act. What scoundrels Nasrudin heard this and told his son, “I guess the only way we can avoid the criticism of others is to both walk I suppose you are right,” the son replied So they got off the donkey and continued on foot. But as they passed another group of people, they heard them laughing. “Ha, ha, ha,” the group jeered. “Look at those two fools. They are so stupid that both of them are walking under this scorching hot sun and neither of them is riding the donkey! What morons Sufism / Nasrudin - Wikibooks, collection of open-content textbooks Peoples talk en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Sufism/Nasrudin#People.27s_talk Mulla Nasrudin and his son were riding the donkey to the town market. A group of people passed. Mulla heard them whisper: What times are these? Look at those two, have they no mercy on the poor animal Nasrudin, hearing this, tells his son to get off and continue the journey on foot. Another group of people passing by and seeing this comment: What times are these? Look at this man. His poor son with his frail body has to walk while he at his best age is riding the donkey Hearing this, Nasrudin tells his son to ride the donkey and he himself gets off to walk the rest of the way. A third group of people seeing this remark: What times are these? This young man is riding the donkey while his sickly old father has to walk Hearing this, Nasrudin tells his son to get off the animal and they both walk with the donkey trailing behind. Another group passing by point to them, laughing: Look at these idiots. They have a donkey and they are walking all the way to the market :Moral .People bray like donkeys. Listen to your heart .As many mouths, as many opinions .It is impossible to please everyone .Mind your own business and let others mind theirs ?Never fall in the trap What people will say / think about me Khota Corolla video reminds Sheikh Chilli (from back in the junior school) of an old classic english song for children Donkey Riding kristinhall.org/songbook/SeaAndPub/DonkeyRidingKids.html ?Were you ever in Quebec, stowing timber on the deck .Wheres theres a king with a golden crown, riding on a donkey !Hey Ho! Away we go! Donkey riding, Donkey riding !Hey Ho! Away we go! Riding on a donkey ?Were you ever off the horn, wheres its always fine and warm .Seen the lion and the unicorn, Riding on a donkey !Hey Ho! Away we go! Donkey riding, Donkey riding !Hey Ho! Away we go! Riding on a donkey Donkey Riding kidsmusicshop.co.uk/uploads/WheelsOnBusLYRICS.pdf ,Were you ever on the beach, when the tide is out of reach See them coming down the sand, riding on a donkey Hey Ho away we go, donkey riding donkey riding Hey Ho away we go, riding on a donkey Were you ever by the bay, where the folks all shout hooray See them coming down the sand, riding on a donkey Hey Ho away we go, donkey riding donkey riding Hey Ho away we go, riding on a donkey ,Were you ever on the shore, where the tide has been before See them coming down the sand, riding on a donkey Hey Ho away we go, donkey riding donkey riding Hey Ho away we go, riding on a donkey Jokes khota corolla............. - Friends Korner friendskorner/forum/f17/jokes-khota-corolla-149176/ Lahore Metblogs | شاہی سواری – Shahi Sawari lahore.metblogs/archives/images/2007/03/Donkey%20ya%20Khota%20ya%20gadha.JPG lahore.metblogs/2007/03/21/shahi-sawari-%D8%B4%D8%A7%DB%81%DB%8C-%D8%B3%D9%88%D8%A7%D8%B1%DB%8C/ Lahore is the best - Funny pictures 3.bp.blogspot/_Vbc4oO2rGiw/SafIUzeWWRI/AAAAAAAABHw/snSuHKu4cK0/s400/rikshaw+khota+and+cell+phone.jpg letusbuildpakistan.blogspot/2009/02/lahore-is-best-funny-pictures.html photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs235.snc1/8224_164173107936_92518307936_2591799_7083090_n.jpg سوری جناب !! ایسے گل تے ساڈے کھوتے دا قہقہہ قبول کرو ! With due respect i130.photobucket/albums/p274/naeemraza/khota-smile.jpg ! Gosh ! What a smile ________________________ .Man(imal) with creative ideas is a crunk unless the whole idea succeeds Or else the process of progress fails; either altogether, or the half-way up and gets stucked in the middle of the mission impossible :Conclusion ?Conclusion or final verdict .Sheikh Chilli is an optimistic curnk ________________________ :nach .Does anybody remember a song Dancing Queen by ABBA .In Punjabi language, the word nach stands for dance Few years ago, Abrar-ul-Haq (popular Pakistani singer) sung a song titled: Nach Punjaban Nach; punjaban is a general word used for native women of Punjab (or, the ones who belong to a Punjabi family). The song created a hoax among the people of Punjab who claimed the song was abusive, and was biased in nature due to discrimination towards Punjabi people. Due to public protests and debates in westren (Pakistani) Punjab, Abrar-ul-Haq had to replace punjaban with another Punjabi word .(مجاجن) majajan
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