Pakistan terrified after Indian politicians’ “This is unacceptable” remark Published on August 8, 2013by Anil Sharma Islamabad: After Pakistani troops killed 5 Indian soldiers along the Line of Control in the Poonch sector of Jammu & Kashmir in the early hours of Tuesday, Indian politicians have reacted outrageously today and apparently they have scared the shit out of Pakistan by their super-hit remark “This is unacceptable from Pakistan”. This all started with Jammu & Kashmir’s chief minister Omar Abdulla’s tweet, in which he scolded the Pakistan government for such shameless act, after that almost every politician is grouching about Pakistan’s disgraceful show in the valley, the politicians who know English reacted atrociously saying “This is unacceptable” and those who don’t said “Desh ki suraksha ke saath samjhauta nahi hoga”. Nawaz-Sharif Pak PM is shit scared after such strong and silent condemnations by Indian Govt. According to the reliable sources, Pakistan government is extremely terrified after hearing such remarks from Indian politicians. Pakistan’s PM Nawaj Sharif is also thinking about writing to UN about the whole scenario. “These two remarks has spread terror in the Pakistani master-minds behind the Poonch ambush, even the Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorists are peeing in their pants every-time they hear these two remarks,” said the source. Our source from Pakistan also send us a recorded message of Nawaj Sharif as a proof attached with this report: “Everyone around me is scared here, we are monitoring India’s every action since Tuesday morning and we are quite confused about what they are actually up to, which makes it even more scary. Even though we have violated the border ceasefire over 33 times this year but this is the first time we are facing such offensive reaction from the Indians,” Nawaj Sharif stated. “Yes, I am writing to UN for help, and I am quite hopeful that Manmohan Singh will help me write, as he is quite experienced in writing to the UN,” Sharif went on to add. “China is doing the same, why they are only talking against us? They are blaming us even when our report says that the people who attacked in Poonch were not even Pakistani, they were from Uganda, you can’t blame us just because the Ugandians were dressed in Pakistan army’s uniform,” Nawaj Sharif added. On the other hand, Indian Defense Ministry is still looking for a befitted reply. “We have given two options to Dr. Manmohan Singh, it’s up to him what he chose. He can either poke the Pakistani PM on Facebook or he can beat him in an emoticon chat war game provided by Line Mobiles,” an officer from the defense ministry told Faking News. Disclaimer: This article has NOT been edited or written by the Faking News editorial team for publication as a mainstream article. This is a user generated content, and could be unusually better or worse in quality than an article published on the mainstream Faking News website. You too can write your own news report on My Faking News
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