Pappu:- Baba mujhe rasta dikhao, Meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai chintit hu. Nirmal baba:- Beta aap kya krte ho. Pappu- Shadi hone ke liye konsa kam uchit rahega..?? Baba- Tum mithai ki dukan khol lo. Pappu- Baba, wo kholi hui hai, mere father ki mithai ki hi dukan hai. Baba: Shanivar ke din subah 9 baje khola karo. Pappu- Shani mandir ke paas hi meri dukan h or 9 baje hi kholta hu. Baba- Kale rang ke kutte ko mithai khilaya karo. Pappu- Mere ghar me kala kutta hi hai, subah sham mithai khilata hu. Baba- Somvar ko shiv mandir jaya karo. Pappu- Main keval somvar hi nhi har din shiv mandir jata hu. Baba- Kitne bhai behan ho. Pappu- Baba aap ke hisaab se shadi ke liye kitne bhai behan hone chhaiye. Baba- Do bhai ek behan. Pappu- Mere sach me do bhai ek bahen hi hai. Baba- Daan diya karo. Pappu- Baba mene anath ashram khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu. Baba- Badrinath kitni baar gaye ho. Pappu- Baba aap ke hisab se shadi ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana chahiye....?? Baba- kam se kam 2 baar. Pappu- Main bhi 2 baar hi gaya hu. Baba- Nile rang ki shirt pehna karo. Pappu- Baba mere pas nile rang ki hi shirt hai, kal dhone ke liye utari thi, aaj subah fir pehan lunga. Pappu- Baba ek sawal puchu. Baba- Han jarur. Pappu- kya mere mathe pe aap ko chutiya likha hua dikh raha hai....?? Baba- Nahi to. Pappu- To fir kyo itne sare logo ko baithe bithaye chutiya banate ho Baba ek baat aur bolu. Baba- Han bolo Pappu- Main pehle se shadi shuda hu aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi..... Idhar se gujar raha tha, socha thoda time pass kar lu.. Pappu Rocked... BABA Shocked...
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 19:51:11 +0000
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