Parental Advisory! Read at your own risk. …So I jump out of bed on fire to kick butt. I shower, dress, and guzzle cupS of coffee while attacking my “to-do” list with gusto. About two hours in, I’m thinking, “Man I’m good!” “When I’m hitting on all eight cylinders, I’m tough!” (Especially remarkable since I only have 6 cylinders at 57) It occurs to me that Ive ignored that pesky urge to “pee” for a while now, so I reluctantly pause to deal with it. To my surprise, in my earlier haste, I had put my underwear on backwards. Now you men know the consequences. You’re in a hurry. You are under coffee enhanced PRESSURE and NOTHING is working like it’s supposed to! (Let me remind you, …you AGREED to be my fb friend) What did I learn? Just about the time I think I’m pretty “superior” something comes along to point out my humanity and that haste makes waste. May we always put our underwear on right.
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 15:34:58 +0000
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