(Part 3 of 3 of various laws that wont make your compliance department cringe.) ** Murphys Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. ** Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. ** Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you dont know what you are talking about. ** Browns Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, theyre ugly. ** Olivers Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. ** Hurleys Law, aka Law of the Sofa: When your rump hits the cushion, your wife asks for help with something. ** Wilsons Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. ** Doctors Law - If you dont feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there youll feel better. But dont make an appointment, and youll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:17:10 +0000