Patient in the ER: DR#1: whats his diagnosis? DR#2: Everything. - TopicsExpress



          

Patient in the ER: DR#1: whats his diagnosis? DR#2: Everything. DR#1: What symptoms? DR#2: Anything. Patient: Whats the cure? *All the doctors around the ward (war:D) grimace for a second* *In unison* Everything! Patient: You just saved my life. Clerk: Heres ur bill, have a good vacation. Send us a postcard. We have a gift shop by the exit. U can get it there. *Patient picks up postcard w/ A ticket to LIFE inscribed on it. *Grins from ear to ear pockets it and goes*
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 07:10:48 +0000

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