Pennsylvania Secedes from the United States Pennsylvania has no intention of doing just that - it already has! Proof is documented in writing, if one cares to notice the application of Federal Laws in Northumberland County, PA. As Melissa A Tharp of Northumberland County, PA will happily tell anyone interested This is not a State, its a Commonwealth! - and hear ye, Federal Laws of these United States do not apply to court decisions rendered in this alternate universe. Melissa has it on good authority that Pennsylvania is a Commonwealth, not a State. Michael Hill is just learning this news about his country, and his ignorance of Geography will cost him more than one hundred thousand dollars - and his freedom. You may think Melissa at the Northumberland County Court is wrong... considering she is not a judge, licensed attorney, or authority of any kind on legal matters. However, her insightful exclamation is formidably backed by grand decisions delivered to the dwellers within this unique Commonwealth. Case in point, a currently unfolding piece of legal oddity known as Michael Hill versus Margaret Cullinan-Hill. Here we have what appears to be a lively child support case, full of twists and turns that only a Judge free of all pesky Federal Regulations would be able to compose. Wielding the gavel with great enthusiasm, Judge Charles Saylor has staked his claim to a child support case which - according to Federal Law, the State of Florida has Sole and Continuing Exclusive Jurisdiction to. Has -- because no-one in Florida was ever made aware of Pennsylvania Judge Saylors intentions of adding yet another topic to the roster on his legal calendar. Yes it may be true that States bound by Federal Law may have a set of regulations for just this kind of transaction between States. These regulations may be known as something of a Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, a law designed to help protect legal avenues through which custodial parents receives child support. But who cares about all that fancy talk when you live in a Commonwealth that does not have to abide by Federal Law! Judge Saylor has made it very clear - through several hearings over the past few months: Federal, Schmederal. Florida court documents are null and void in this Commonwealth if they do not conform with Northumberland County records. And the way this Commonwealth obtains its records is not much of a secret, so take notes and stick with the program if you are a resident within these zip codes looking for rogue justice: 1., Sign a registration statement (which is the fancy term for a sworn statement - a note with official signatures), if spelling isnt your strong suit, maybe just opt for option 2., make a phone call to the judge, preferably during a hearing. If not during, before is definitely helpful. And of course, 3., it helps if you are female, or at least friends with Melissa: the source of all things Commonwealth. One person who knew just how to approach this free land of opportunity is Margaret Cullinan-Hill. She carefully drafted a note to the Court, asking for back child support in the amount of - oh lets say, whatever she feels like on a rainy day. To be fair, this note would be known as a registration statement, which eventually would find its way to the Northumberland County Court - Michael Hills domestic legal section. Hes the recipient of Northumberland County justice, as it were. And it goes like this: Margaret says she hasnt received a dollar in child support since March of 2005. Its a game shes played with various courts over the course of 10 years - she files a claim with whoever is taking orders. There are court hearings - legal proceedings to determine what moneys have been received, and the consequent court decisions. In all of these cases, Margaret has been found to be, lets say... fibbing, with her claims. Support has always been documented as ordered, and her creative filings have always been dismissed as just that. Until now, that is. In this here Commonwealth of Northumberland County, the honorable Judge Saylor - supported by his loyal court person Melissa A Tharp, has decided that true justice requires some interpretation of the law. In his court, the law being whatever seems right at the moment. Although Michael Hill has provided the court with all legal documents proving his legal rights which were in stark contrast to Margarets claim, his documents sadly were not compliant with Northumberland County record keeping. After a number of court sessions which drew on key components such as mystery phone calls during hearings, this case is nearing its final stretch. Judge Saylor has managed to avoid clouding his decision making by avoiding confusing legal documents from other courts - which among other details question his legal grounds to enter judgements in a foreign child support case, and entirely contradict the child support arrearage claimed by Margaret Cullinan-Hill. He has completely ignored all consideration of Federal Laws, regulations, and prior court decisions which would conflict with his views. Instead Judge Saylor is steered by the steady pleas of his loyal court person Melissa A Tharp: the plaintiff calls every day!. This vital piece of evidence she interjects to the court with great enthusiasm whenever the timing seems right. While we cannot fault Melissa for blindly following the tale of a well seasoned liar who calls every day, Melissas inexperience in these serious legal matters have done nothing to right all the wrongs that are about to unfold in front of our very eyes. In keeping with Commonwealth tradition, Judge Saylor has entered a number of judgements on this case. According to the Commonwealth rule then, Michael Hill finds himself owing a random dollar amount in child support. He is now charged with paying off this amount in addition to monthly child support payments from here on out. Nevermind that the State of Florida - which still has Continuing Exclusive Jurisdiction, has no record of this fabricated Pennsylvania child support arrearage. And nevermind that the State of Florida has not and will not be crediting any payments on this Pennsylvania child support order to Michael Hills records. Pennsylvania has never legally transferred any documents in this case, whatever payments ordered here from Michael Hill will vanish into the oblivion that is the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Simply following Federal Law would have meant that false Statements submitted to the court by Margaret Cullinan-Hill would have been dismissed. Following Federal Law would have provided a safe and productive life for those who seek justice. This Pennsylvania court has chosen to ignore Federal Laws, and is now wreaking havoc in the lives of citizens who - as it appears in the case of Michael Hill - have misplaced their trust in a system that will now not be held accountable for its wrongdoings. Most recently, Northumberland County has mailed a letter - a purge order. There is no information included other than a case number (09936), the name of the recipient (Micheal L Hill), and the urging to turn himself in to the Northumberland County Sheriffs Office on Nov 1 2013 at 9:00am. It says If you comply too this notice we will scheduled you for a hearing on that day. It appears spelling is also a matter of interpretation in this here Commonwealth. Cheers to liberty and justice for all that navigate the legal boundaries of Northumberland County. On that note - attorneys with a passport to travel to this commonwealth are welcome to share their opinions on civil rights suits in this matter. Rumor has it Michael Hill is taking applications. He will most likely be residing in a Northumberland County Jail, if we are to follow Judge Saylors wormhole logic of justice. Michael Hill is fully equipped with all legal documents not mentioned but suggested throughout this article.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 21:41:26 +0000
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