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People ask me why with the state of the economy, multiple wars, and other silly things to worry about, I am so focused on climate change! Well let me tell you. As a guy who flies all over the world needlessly burning craploads of jet fuel and taking multi-million dollar vacations requiring ground, air, and sea support, seems to me I am now an expert on climate change and carbon emissions. I have even been known to crack jokes about how much fossil fuel and resources I personally waste. "Hey guys! Did you know I burned more carbon emissions personally than the sum of any 5 third world countries do in a year?!?! And it only took me 6 months! Choke on that peasants". Even Putin chuckled at that one! Hell, they told me that air force one could get a third more fuel mileage with some simple upgrades. BORING! Can we strap an extra engine on the back so I can get there faster?
Posted on: Wed, 26 Jun 2013 20:44:10 +0000

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