People of Facebook, I write this status as a damsel in distress, It would appear we have been taken hostage in our own home. The suspect, seems to be an invisible entity who, from intense investigation feeds off single socks that live in pairs, we are at our wits end. It seems the households washing appliance is in on it too, our feet are cold, the towns folk ridicule us from our mismatched fashion. We dont know how to defeat this monster that has taken over our home. Today it is raining outside, this entity is laughing over the fact we have to wear flip flops in the rain, its torturous. It seems the only way to truly defeat this creature is by purchasing the same coloured socks. It seems to hate that. Please send us plain black socks, that is the only way we can be saved from this vile creature Many thanks, Penny xx
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 08:13:36 +0000
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