People you meet in the banking hall 1) The Pen Borrowers They are always in d bank, common pen they dont have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them your pen, you may find it difficult identifying them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u may I use your pen? Believe me bros, thats d last time u will see that pen (except if ure lucky) 2) The I dey ur Back Team Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, Im at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u I dey ur back then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) 3) The No protocol team This kind of pple dont obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! Theyre mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2sit down & within 5 mins theyve completed there transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4queue. (Daris God oooo) 4) The Bank Door rejectee These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting pls go back My bros next time come 2 bank in your birthday suit! Biko, he go allow u in... #LOL! 5) The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.................................CHAI!!! 6) The pple from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 todays date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo. Happy Sunday... Have a wonderful new week!...hope this pple wont start this week again!!!lols
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 21:12:23 +0000
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