Perhaps youve toyed with the idea of murdering your husband or wife. Its hard to get away with UNLESS you run a funeral parlor. But if you do, its easy. Whack your offending spouse and pull the old switcheroo, popping him or her into the coffin of a legitimately dead client. Once theyre six feet under, nobody knows the difference. Its rumored that funeral director Harold Lynch did precisely that with only one fatal flaw. He used arsenic instead of cyanide and his wife woke up and started screaming 15 minutes after she had been lowered into the welcoming arms of good old Mother Earth.
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 15:36:25 +0000
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