Peter: Jessica Biel and Megan Fox Wearin nothin but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Brian: Well, thats just not practical. Lois: Spending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Peter: Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids? Chris: I would like a pair of skates, Then Id go out skating, But I really dont know how to skate. Ha-ha! Meg: I want a Lexus all in pink And a dad who doesnt drink. Peter: Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer. The Griffins (except Brian): All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year. Brian: Santas got his work cut out for him. Peter: Oh, we aint even gotten started yet. Lois: I wanna tour the Spanish coast... Peter: Lunch with Michael Landons ghost... Peter and Lois: Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Lois: Wait, what? Peter: Forget it. Keep goin. Chris: Jennifer Garner in my bed... Meg: Softer voices in my head... Chris and Meg: Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Stewie: Yellow cake uranium. Never mind the reason. Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball. [laughs] Brian: Doesnt this seem like too much stuff? Peter: Poo on you! Its not enough! DVD Lyrics: Suck my dick. Its not enough! Stewie: Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here. [grabs his crotch] DVD Lyrics: Why dont you go out and chase cars, you queer! [Brian]: Look whos talking. The Griffins: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year. Brian: Im just saying it seems a bit excessive. Lois: Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, its Christmas. Peter: And Christmas is about gettin. Everyone in town knows that. Quagmire: Japanese girls with no restraint Just to choke me till I faint Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Ooh, giggity! Bonnie: Platinum-plated silverware... Joe: Just one day when kids dont stare... Bonnie and Joe: Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Mort: If you put a Christmas tree In the public airport, I will go to court and sue your ass! Happy holiday! Mayor Adam West: Wouldnt I love a Tinkertoy? Herbert: And a little drummer boy. He can either tap his drum or my rear. Mayor Adam West, Herbert and Mort: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year. Tom Tucker: I want a golden mustache comb. Angela: And some spermicidal foam. Tom Tucker and Angela: Thats all I really want for Christmas this year. Carter: I want a brand new pitching wedge. Consuela: I would like more Lemon Pledge. Carter and Consuela: Thats all I really want for Christmas this year. Bruce: I just want a wedding ring From someone named Jeffrey. Jillian: I just want some colored Easter eggs. Carl: I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz. Tomik: We dont know what Christmas is. Bellgarde: We have something else called Kishgev Fufleer. Everyone (except Brian): All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year. Reprise Choir: We can get out of any mess If we learn to live with less. And with Santas love, theres nothing to fear. All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want... This... YEAR!!!!!!! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FAMILY GUY (Road to the North Pole)
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:40:04 +0000
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