Phone conversation overheard from Ferguson at 2 AM Monday night.... Shaniqua! Shaniqua! Girl you know I dont like callin you dis late but I gots some bad news fo ya. Dem crazy ass couzez of yours done went an busted into Berthas Bargain Beauty Botique an stole ever dam thing that want nailed down! Now where in da hell is you gone get yo weave did for da 30 year Soul Train reunion next Satiday? I tol yo ass yo shoulda had Bertha did it on Sundays night. Girl yous know dam well dey ain gone let yo ass up on dem strippa poles on da stage at da reunion lessn yo got yo weave did! Chill yo ass out Laquisha! I jus gone go ova to Berthas crib and get it did there. You knows Bertha keeps some a dem cheap ass looks alike weaves from Japan down in da basement. Donchoo be gone all wack on me MMmmm, MMMMMMMM! We gon get up on dem poles an show da hole dam world how much junk we gots in our trunks! Sides all dat stuff, you know if I had gone and did my weave on Sundays it would still be smellin all rank and covered with tear gas smells fom Mondays night when I was gettin me some fly ass new shoes after my homies busted dat window at da Payless shoes store. Before yall go getting all frazzled on me, this is a joke. Take it with a grain of salt.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 02:21:28 +0000
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