Phone rings: Uhuru: Sema hustler Ruto: Poa sana mlevi, bluemoon ilikuisha kichwa? Uhuru: Aah kitambo but Maggy amejam na mimi niaje, anasema nilimtusi nikiwa mlevi. Ruto: Pwahahaa..nilik ushow uache ulevi ukunywe maziwa kama mimi. Uhuru: Pombe yangu ni shida yangu nugu ii, ulikua umenicall kusema nini. Ruto: Wee unajua nilikushow hii stori ya VAT ni ngori ukasema tuongeze tu, sasa jua vile utadeal na mraiya. Uhuru: Mbona unatumia akili kama kofia banar, bei ya pombe iko pale pale, kama walevi hawapigi kelele wee usishtuke, hii ingine ni kelele ya vuvuzela. Ruto: Sawa, na stori ya hague umepanga aje, tunaachia nani country? Uhuru: Kwani citizens ni watoi ati watabadilishwa diapers kila saa, ao ni watu wazima watajipanga. Ruto: Sawa tu acha mimi nijitoe kacredo kangu kamedie buddah. Uhuru: Ror..mimi ata nina okoa jahazi sijalipa. Ruto: Pwahahahaha..na vile una shamba mob, siuuze acre moja ubuy credo. Uhuru: Usianze kuongea mambo ya shamba saii funda ii. Ruto: Hhehe sawa na btw uambie Maggy aache kunipoke kwa fb Uhuru:sawa.. Na tafadhali usiende kulia lia hague ovyo ovyo..aibu ndogo ndogo sitaki. Ruto: NKT!!!..(Discon nects phone)..
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:12:48 +0000
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