*Phone rings* hello this is Michel Platini, who am I speaking with and how may I help you? Hello, well youre speaking with Sir Alex Ferguson. Eiiiiii sorry, i meant to say Sir David Moyes. Platini : Sir???? Since when?. DM ؛ hmm! well thats what my players call me now. MP: okay lets carry on. Its been a while, how may I help you. DM: = Platini paa! You shock me waa, the way me den you dey wey you mafia me paa, are you planning to make me lose my job... Which kind draw be this? Aaaaaaaaaarh... Ibeg do something about it... Why Bayern when they have likes of ribery, robben, schweinteiger etc... Ibeg change am. Dont dare giving us barca or Madrid, even Fergie couldnt... MP: Okay, I will give you BVB... DM: are you F******* Kidding me ? Even Madrid couldnt handle them. MP: okay, i will give you Atl Madrid. DM: hmm, we fear Diego costa. MP: how about PSG? DM: eiiiiii, i fear Diego Costa, how much more Zlatan, they have Cavani as well... MP: Then that leaves you with only one option. Chelsea. DM: Hmm... We dont die finish... I dont want to meet chelsea. MP: #Mtcheeeeew. Go kill yourself... What at all do you want? DM: Asem oo, me sef I dont know. MP: #Tweaaaaaaaaa, no wonder they call you the #Clueless_One. DM: Oh Mr. Platini paa, me den you dey so? Sake of small Favor I want from you so you are insulting me. Its not your fault. Kwasia Bi Nti... I was enjoying my low profile life at Everton... MP: David dont get emotional, I was jux kidding... Tell me whatever you want and Id be more than Glad to help you... DM: *Smiling*... Are you sure? But am shy oo. MP: voice it out. DM: can you ask any of the teams in Europa if their interested in # Trading positions... MP: hehehehehehehehehehe... Eiiiiii, has it come to that? No problem. Am sure Juventus would be more than Glad to trade place with you. Prepare yourself against Lyon. If youre through youd meet the likes of Benfica, Porto, Valencia etc... DM: what???? Lyon? Benfica, Porto, Valencia? Europa and champs lig, the value is the same. Eiiiiii... *Something Falls* MP: hello, Hello... Dave are you there? *Silence* hehehehehehehehehehe... He faint or he die? Which is which? Lmfao
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