Player of the Season - Goalkeepers 1. Uchi Uchi is the fans cult hero. The Chinese Warrior is of similar stature of Terry, but has 1000 times more skill!!! Uchi made a terrible error on his debut, but since then was outstanding in the goal. Great with both feet and a natural shot stopper. He always joined the lads for a few beers even if he didn’t understand what we were saying. Tommy Rooney still needs to get Uchi a Christmas present (the tight git) but we all know it will never happen. Sadly we lost Uchi to Singapore towards the end of the season 2. Martin Also known as the BFG (Big Friendly Giant). Never can a man of 33 years of age need so much help getting dressed. Terry is always trying to help put his socks, shirt, shorts, underpants etc on…. Or maybe its just a bit of foreplay???? Martin looks like a proper keeper and he certainly fills the goal well (another way of saying fat ba***rd!!) Martin is also one of the more generous members of the team (not a great achievement by any stretch) as he once bought a round in at the start of the season. 3. Scholley Scholley has all the makings of a great keeper… he is ugly and stupid! He come from Yarkshire an loves Ruckby.. Scholley hasn’t got much of a football brain (supports Leeds) but has the best record of any Pattaya City keeper this year (100 % win) Scholley recently had a baby, although looking at his waste he doesn’t look much different. If not doting over his new baby or working, Steven can usually be found in the bars down Soi 6/1. As you see from Steves photo - he has his sights set on taking Daniel Craigs role as the new James Bond 4. Harry Harry is part of the club’s youth scheme. Although Harry is only 15 years old, he has 3 times the body weight and muscle mass of Shane and Tommy Rooney put together. Harry has improved enormously this year and the club hopes that he will build on this good work and make himself into the club’s number 1 next year. 5. Terry Wilcox Never before has a goalkeeper sent fear into the defence as much as him. He’s the opposite of everything you want from a keeper. He’s short, has no agility and speaks utter sh##e for 90 mins. Wilcox smashed all records when he was lobbed for 4 goals in one half. Terry currently works part time as one of the dwarves in the pantomime Snow White. When not working Terry, can be seen Weechatting or down in Boystown . Terry is a rank outsider to win the award, and has chance to be Pattaya City’s manager of the year, although that isn’t a certainty!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 16:12:54 +0000
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