Please take your time to read this,Its really long but I bet you wont know when you will finish reading it,Its FUN and Hilarious from A-Z,It took me a wealth of time to muster this!!! Manchester United Vs Chelsea 5pm(Nigerian Time) In Jesus name,In the mighty name of Jesus,Heavenly Father,King of kings,Lord of lords,Youre the IAm that Iam,The beginning and the end,Oh God of host,We the chelsea fans(lead by olugbenga pelumi)come into your presence this afternoon,Oh Lord,We are going to commit murder today,Were going to destroy some unfortunate fellows today,God,There is a team called manchester united,They call themselves the RED DEVILS, God u said in ur word that uve given us the power to bind and destroy the devil,God as we face these demons,We call for your holy ghost fire,Holy Ghost Fire,Oya consume them!!! Oya destroy them,Angel Hazard,Dismantle them!!! Angel Costa Destroy them!!! Angel Fabregas demolish them!!! In the same vein,Oh Lord we ask for ur forgiveness,Oh Lord we know were going to destroy and demolish today,were going to damage and dismantle today,Oh lord come and forgive us our sins,Let our victory over flow,Let us be injury free,Let us not concede any goal from those imbeciles!! In Jesus Mighty Name we have prayed,Amen!!! Lets share the grace and the lords prayer in our heart!!! Yes, I don pray finish, wetin remain??? Yes,Ehn ehn, To All Man u fans,Yall are making noise now and when they beat u guys in some hours time,You will start blaming Louis Van Gay,Fowl Cow and Blind. Am challenging any man u fan who has confidence in his team,To please come out and BET with me, Am starting the BET with 5,000naira, Any man u fan who is bold and confident enough should inbox me that he/she is ready!!! 5,000naira cash is on the table right now,If those crappy morons you call ur players should beat chelsea today,Walahi,If I no send am to ur account 2moro,I no be pelumi and if chelsea should beat man u today and you no send my money to my account before tuesday,Woo nah Boko Haram and ISIS go say HI to you on tuesday evening!!!! QUESTIONS WELL ANSWERED!!!! Kid: Dad, which type of gas is used for assisting and making accurate passes? Dad: fabreGAS Kid: What is meant by dribbling past defender with ease? Dad: HAZARDous Kid: What is meant by scoring goals for fun? Dad: DieGOAL COSTA Kid: have u ever heard about shielding the defence? Dad: thats autoMATIC Kid: whats the prize of being brilliant? Dad: an OSCAR Kid: whats the other name for engine? Dad: RAMIRES Kid: what happens when you cant penetrate through the opposition defence team? Dad: you get TERRYfied. Kid: what is shining when being played out of position? Dad: Earth-Peel-Coup-etat i.e AZPILICUETA Kid: what is running up and down without getting exhausted? Dad: WILL.I.ANswer that one(WIILIAN) really? U know. Kid: when u make a succesful run past a forest of defenders with confidence, how can u say about it? Dad: you are SCHURRLE about what ur doing Kid: when u defend and attack without blunder? Dad: EVER-NO-VICE (Ivanovic) Kid: when its hard to climb, whats there? Dad: caHILL Kid: when is the term unbeaten used? Dad: when your team cant LUIS Kid: when u cant locate the clean sheet u....? Dad: CHECK. Kid: when the defence cant help to solve the situation, whats next? Dad: bring the COURTois. SHOW THEM THE BLUES!! Here at CHELSEA, we BELIEVE in GOD.... Have LOVE and PASSION. Were 100,0000000000Percent ready, We want to destroy and demolish,NO MERCY!!!!! I think costa should play today,If he plays,Haaa,Them don die be dat oooooo, Man u fans,5,000naira is up for grabs,If its sure for u,Toba da eh loju,Just come out and lets BET!!!! Happy Sunday!!! :O :D
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 12:03:59 +0000
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