Poem on ‘TAJMAHAL’ by 3 diff. People.BACHELOR:Taqdir hai - TopicsExpress



          

Poem on ‘TAJMAHAL’ by 3 diff. People.BACHELOR:Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI. LOVER:Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti,Mumtaz milgai hai,Magar shadi nhi KARTI. MARRIED:Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI. Ladki: Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge? Ladka: Main bhi mar jaunga. Ladki: Par kyu? Ladka: tere chakkar me udhari itniho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai. Ladki sath ho to Restaurant ka BillLadki Door Ho To Mobile Ka BillAurLadki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To‘Daru ka Bill’Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. A guy calls an unknown number..Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai.Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai?This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 18:37:22 +0000

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