Police officers George and Mary have been assigned with foot patrol duty. They have only walked for a short distance from the police station when Mary said, “Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them.” George replies, “We don’t have to. Just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you.” It was a hot day and Mary doesn’t fell like heading back to the station, so she lifts her skirt for the dog. Fido’s nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido’s ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house. Five minutes pass and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, they are starting to worry. Twenty minutes pass, they can hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant’s balls in his mouth.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 14:18:59 +0000