Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash? Bean: I was going in my car then I suddenly lost control. Policeman: Then what happened? Bean: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left. You tell which would I hit? Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage. Bean: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding so I went after him.... :-P
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 12:06:07 +0000