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Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash ?? Santa: I was going in my car then I suddenly lost control. Policeman: Then what happened ? Santa: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left..you tell which would I hit ? Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage. Santa: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding so I went after him ! :D xD

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