Policemen wey sabi bible quotations pass Priest On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the ‘stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter ‘U’ was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter ‘V’. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout “stolen vehicle!” Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :”Please, leave that pastor thing…in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.” The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: “Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me”. The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: Agree with thine advesary quickly, while thou art in the way with him; lest at any time, the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer and thou be cast into prison. Verily I say unto thee, thou shall by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing The man of God quietly made an “offering” of “just” N100 to his newly found “preacher”. “End of service go in peace and argue no more”, said the OC
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 18:31:52 +0000
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