Posted with permission. :) FOR SALE, 1999 Porsche 911 Are you divorced? Would you like to be divorced? Single or have an understanding partner? Well this is the car for you. This is a 1999 Porsche 911 with full time rear wheel drive and driver controlled gearbox. It has 76,000 miles and has been well taken care of. The car has never been in an accident because natural causes killed the first owner and the second owner was able to react in time to everything... because its a sports car. The body is in great shape and is perfectly curved to get physical with a partner. The only issue is a curb rash on one wheel from a run in with the Teleban. The interior is in perfect shape, everything is clean and pure. Radio works fine especially if you decide to listen to a song that was composed on a MacBook Pro. Is it fast? Faster than a resident of Grand Rapids, MI can file a complaint. It feels like a go kart and making turns at 80mph seems easier than doing it at 40 mph. I wish this was my car so I could name it Little Bastard like James Dean. No check engine light is on and the exhaust sounds as good as a Phil Spector recording. Tires are in great shape. This car is MINT! Not as in RoadKill Mint, this is mint like a Peppermint Patty. You can tell your friends its a new car because 911s all look the same. If anyone questions you, ask them where their 911 is and why werent they at the Porsche brunch at the Auto Cross. Why should you buy this car? Because its good to go now! If you have the need for speed and dont feel like buying a supercharger from someone who will send you a 20 piece kit in 23 different boxes or care to go fishing for used Mustang parts... this bypasses all of the reasons to go to CVS to relieve your headache. $21,000 and owner already bought a Tesla to save the whales so we can all eat more tuna. Car is rust free and was always garage kept. PM me for the vin or to set up a test drive. Car is in Chicago, IL and is ready to go anywhere. I can help with transport if you are a reasonable distance away. Why am I selling it? Because I sold my soul for rock n roll and now I need to buy it back, but I am keeping the rock n roll. Thanks for looking and more pictures if you so desire.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 20:21:16 +0000
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