Praful-Hansa ‘KHICHDI’ Reloaded 1. Confuse Hansa: Praful confuse matlab? Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa Jab humaare ghar pe light chali jaati hai to kudkud-Kumar Babuji kya kehte hain? Hansa: Ae Babuji toh kehte hain ki...Lo fuse udd gaya, ab fuse theek kaun karega? Kaun fuse theek karega? Kaun Fuse Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse 2. Asset Hansa: Praful asset matlab ??? Praful: asset hansaaa .... Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... Tab woh bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai? Hansa: aee seth... Thoda paisa do naa ... eee sethh ... ... Asset ...achha asset! 3. Doctorate Hansa: Yeh Doctorate matlab Prafful?? Prafful: Doctorate Hansa Woh apni padosi Dr. Bhatt ki wife aur woh jab lunch time mein tumhe milte hain toh tum kya kehti ho? Hansa: Achha Woh...hello Mrs Bhatt Hello Doctor. How are? Khana kha ke jana haan... Prafful: Haan tab unki wife tumhe kya kehti hain? Hansa: Thank you Hansa bhabhi, but doctor already ate...doctor ate...doctorate...achha! 4. Decide Hansa: Praful decide matlab ? Praful: decide hansa ... Vo cassette player mein hum cassette nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... a side - b side ... Toh c-side ... d- side....decide 5. April Fool Hansa: Aeh Praful! April fool matlab? Prafful: April fool Hansa... Babuji mujhe kaise bullate hain? Hansa: A Praful....A Praful...A Praful... Accha achha...April fool... 6. Alphabet Hansa: Praful! Alphabet matlab? Praful: Alphabet Hansa...local train mein safar karte hue maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hain toh who apni beti alpha se kya kehti hain? Hansa: Alpha baith seat pe...Alpha baith..Alphabet! 7. Elastic Hansa: Praful, elastic matlab? Praful: elastic Hansa... Apni who Radha ben...unki beti Ila... Usko jab fracture hua tha toh woh kya leke chalti thi? Hansa: Ila toh...Ila stick leke... Ohh...achha achaa...Ila stick..Elastic! 8. Formality Hansa: Praful, formality matlab? Praful: Formal yaani formal kapde...tea matlab chai Formal kapde pehen ke chai peene ko...formality kehte hain! 9. Automatically Hansa: Praful, automatically matlab? Praful: Hansa, Main batata hoon... Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki baithi hoti hai toh usko kya bolte hain? Auto-mein-takli! Automatically. 10. Permit Hansa: Aeh Praful...permit matlab? Praful: Permit Hansa... Woh Jalandhar mein mera dost rehta hai na, Gurpreet? Uski biwi ka naam kya tha? Hansa: Gurpreet ki biwi... Parmeet! Achha...Permit. 11. Tournament Hansa: Aeh Praful...tournament matlab? Praful: Tournament Hansa... Ye jo tumne jhumke pehne hain, gehne pehne hain inko English me kya kehte hain, bolo bolo? Hansa: Aaa haan haan tournament... Melisa: Arrey usse ornament kehte hain Hansa: Aeh chal chal...kuchh bhi mat bol! Ek jhumka - ornament, do jhumke - tournament... Aeh Praful...is Melisa ko toh kuchh bhi nahi aata 12. Increase Hansa: Praful, increase matlab? Praful: Increase Hansa... Humara who istree wala dhobi tumhari saree ko iron karte waqt kya kehta hai? Hansa: Kehta hai ki...bhabhiji, yeh crease toh main nikal dunga... Lekin in crease ke liye mujhe do baar istree karni padegi... In crease ke liye do baar... Oh..achha achha...Increase! 13. Mature Hansa: Aeh Praful...mature matlab? Praful: Mature Hansa... Jab apna Mahesh chori karte huye pakda gaya tha... Tab usne kya kaha tha? Hansa: Usne kaha tha...mujhe chhod do...main chor nahi hoon Main chor nahi....main chor...mature...achha achha! 14. Technology Hansa: Praful, technology matlab? Praful: Technology Hansa... Jab hum Hiraben ki shaadi mein gaye the... Tab Hiraben mehmaano se kya keh rahi thi? Hansa: Woh toh logo se khaana khaane ko keh rahi thi ... Keh rahi thi... Khaiye na...aapne toh kuchh liya hi nahi... Lo ji, khaiye. Take no, lo ji! Take no, lo ji...achha technology! 15. Culture Hansa: Praful, culture matlab? Praful: Hansa.... Woh apna maali hai na? Hansa: Haan... Praful: Woh jab thak jaata hai toh uski maa us se kya kehti hai? Hansa: Woh kehti hain ki beta tu thak gaya hai na? Toh tu ped pe kal chadd...kal chadd Kal chadd...culture. Mahesh
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:40:55 +0000
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