President Obama understands that the American people are growing more and more discouraged with his slow response to national crises. In an effort improve his response time, the president plans to sign an executive order which will demand that public opinion polling agencies carry out their polling in a more expeditious manner and that all polling results be transmitted to his blackberry in real time. Additionally, the president has instructed his staff to study every golf course he is scheduled to play on so as to ensure that there are no internet dead spots that could impede him from receiving this critical information no matter what hole he is on.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 15:07:42 +0000