President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, Good morning Maam, could you please cash this check for me? Cashier: It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID? Obama: Truthfully, I did not br ing my ID with me as I didnt think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!! Cashier: Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID. Obama: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am. Cashier: I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them. Obama: I am urging you, please, to cash this check. Cashier: Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Phil Mickelson came in without ID. He pulled out his lob wedge and made a fabulous flop shot that bounced once and landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, is there anything you can do, or have done, to prove that you, and only you, are indeed the President of the United States ? Obama: Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I cant think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I dont have a clue. Cashier: Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?*
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 18:05:08 +0000
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