Press Release: The Henderson County Public Library will be closed - TopicsExpress



          

Press Release: The Henderson County Public Library will be closed on Monday, April 14 and Tuesday, April 15 in order to host its very own hunger games. The staff will be locked in for a total of two days and the one left standing will emerge the victor. The doors are synchronized to the vital signs of all of the staff and once there is only one person alive the doors will automatically open. Please rest assured that everyone has signed a consent form and understands the terms upon which they enter this game. The prize is to be a prototype of the new iPhone six and a lifetime supply of Hubba Bubba bubblegum. May the technologically advanced and those that are strong of jaw prevail! Thank you Amos Ballesteros for this press release statement.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 17:49:35 +0000

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