Problem: A stink bug has been living on my window sill for a few days. Fear of mutual destruction has kept peace between us for some time. We had learned to accept each others ways of life; traded customs; even shared thoughts on the betterment of the bedroom as a whole. Until yesterday, at roughly 3:46pm, the stink bug annexed my dresser. This was a unexpected and devastating act of aggression, cutting not only ties between we two but also my access to several of my favorite shirts. I am calling for all those opposed to such injustice to cut economic relations with the stink bug. Hopefully these, in aggregation with other measures, will keep the situation from escalating, but I lay awake in fear of what the next move might be.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 05:23:00 +0000
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