Proof that I can truly justify just about anything: I ate a slice of lemon pound cake from Starbucks this morning. But its okay because: 1) Im going to be drinking at wineries. Plural. I need food. 2) Today is a cheat day for my healthier eating plan. (See #1) 3) Lemons are fruit, thus making lemon pound cake a healthy choice. 4) Im going to be around a lot of people today and I need to bolster my vitamin C. Hey! Theres vitamin C in lemons and theres lemon in my pound cake. 5) Im providing for hundreds of jobs for the workers in the bakery that produced the lemon pound cake. 6) Lemon pound cake is delicious. And THAT, my friends, is why I claim the title Queen of Justification. *drops mike and walks away*
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 14:52:06 +0000
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