Q: What is Justin Biebers new hit single? A: If I were a Boy Q: What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ? A: One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber. Q: What do you call a girl with testitcles? A: Justin Bieber Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover? A: Sometimes its named Justin Bieber, and you know its crap! Q: Why is Justin Bieber like Ms. Pac- man! A: Just a token and shes ready to swallow! Q: How hard is puberty going to hit Justin Bieber? A: Harder then Chris Brown hitting Rihanna! I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch dick, But it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher. Q: What does Justin Biebers asshole and his mouth have in common? A: They both produce the same shit! If someone could convince Justin Bieber to drive Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan off of a cliff, we could kill two birds with one stoner. Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A: A Snickers bar has nuts! Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him Shotgun? A: Give him a cock and hell Blow! Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Bieber? A: The Queen of Crap! Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? A: They both want to be real boys. Q: What is the biggest lie of 2011? A: Justin Bieber is the father of my Baby - Mariah Yeater. Q: What is Victorias Secret? A: (whispering) Justin Bieber is gay! A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has Bieber Fever Doctor: Nope it is Herpes! How do you piss off Justin Bieber? Tell him Santa Claus aint real. How do you REALLY piss him off? Punch him in the teeth & tell him the tooth fairy aint real! One Direction. The reason we shouldve killed Justin Beiber before it layed eggs. Justin Bieber Nicknames Justins Beaver JBiebz Biebz JB Just Beaver Justin Hermouth Beaver Justin Heranus Beaver Bieber Fever
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