Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaohs court. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. Its Christmas, Eve! Q. How does Moses make his coffee? A. Hebrews it. Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? A. By his net income. Q. Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters? A. Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago. 23 of the Best Bible Jokes & Riddles Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A. Abraham. He knew a Lot. Q. Why didnt they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race? A. Adam, because he was first in the human race. Q. Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A. He thought he saw a job. Q. What animal could Noah not trust? A. Cheetah 23 of the Best Bible Jokes & Riddles Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless. Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks? A. Quackers Q. Which Bible Character is a locksmith? A. Zaccheus. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1). Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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