Question: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession? Answer: Gilbert Arenas sent them Facebook friend requests! Question: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name “Nobody”? Answer: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say “Nobody Likes This!” Question: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic? Answer: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter. Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook. Question: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? Answer: They will call it “My Twit Face.” Question: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? Answer: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace! Question: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day? Answer: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook! Question: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace? Answer: A trailer park! Question: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide? Answer: My Facebook can remarry! Question: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity? Answer: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked! Question: Why shouldn’t you pay for a Classmates membership? Answer: Because Myspace and Facebook are free! Question: How do you know if your Fortune 500 CEO is a pedophile? Answer: He has a facebook account! Question: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account? Answer: Amy Polumbo received a million friend requests! Question: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant? Answer: By sending her a friend request on Facebook! Question: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? Answer: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request! Question: What happened after the “Spam King” was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages? Answer: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville! Question: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software? Answer: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish! Question: Why is Facebook like Jail? Answer: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know! Question: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? Answer: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser! Question: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? Answer: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it! Question: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless? Answer: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis! Question: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members? Answer: “Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life”
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 03:06:57 +0000
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