Questions that haunt me. Part 2... If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but youre ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Theyre going to see you naked anyway... Why is bra singular and panties plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Theyre both dogs!
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 19:50:45 +0000