READ THIS FUNNY ARTICLE Emraan Hashmi made India’s Minister of State for External Affairs to counter Pakistan’s pretty Hina Rabbani Khar The Prime Minister today announced the appointment of Bollywood actor, Emraan Hashmi, as India’s new Minister of State for External Affairs. North Block officials say Emraan has been drafted in to specifically counter Pakistan’s new 34 year old super hot Minister of Foreign Affairs, Hina Rabbani Khar, who is scheduled to visit India for bilateral talks on July 26th and 27th. Although Emraan’s geriatric boss, the 74 year old S M Krishna will do most of the talking, Emraan has a very specific role during delicate negotiations: If Hina utters the ‘K’ word, our hero will silence her with his own K – a super long, lip smacking KISS in front of the cameras. India will unleash Emraan if Hina utters the K word India will unleash Emraan if Hina utters the K word Indian diplomats feel this is a wise move on India’s part. “By incorporating smooching into diplomatic maneuvers, we can show the world that we are doing our bit to foster ‘warm and affectionate ties’ with our belligerent western neighbor. What’s more, Indo-Pak talks will be a pleasurable proposition henceforth, at least for our junior External Affairs Minister,” said a MEA offical. The US has also backed India’s unconventional move. “We hope India and Pakistan can kiss and make up on all outstanding issue during negotiations,” said US secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who believe it or not, is a huge Hashmi fan. Mani Shankar Aiyer, a ‘Pakophile’ who has steadfastly advocated close and friendly ties with Pakistan, is not entirely happy though. “Kissing the Pakistan Foreign Minister if she brings up Kashmir is a very good idea. But it ought to be handled by an expert like me. You can’t leave diplomatic osculation [Editor – Mani meant kissing] to a B grade Bollywood actor,” fumed the ex Panchayati Raj Minister. Emraan says this is the most challenging and prestigious role of his career to date and he is looking forward to not just entertaining the people but also serving his country. “Meine PM saab ko bola… aap bas action boliye… aur mein apna kaam shuru kar doonga” said the serial kisser. Emraan will also flout diplomatic etiquette and sport a four day old stubble in lieu of a clean shaven look during negotiations with his Pakistani counterpart. However, there are rumours that Pakistan may field Begum Nawazish Ali as Pakistan’s Junior Foreign Minister to shield Hina from Emraan’s amorous assaults. (“There’s only one way to counter Hina Rabbani Khar. India should appoint Emran Hashmi as foreign minister”)
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 04:39:13 +0000
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