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REASONS WHY TEACHERS ARE NEEDED TO CONTINUE WITH THE STRIKE..... 1:Teacher: “Why are you late,Joseph?” Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a signhave to do with you being late?” Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’” 2:Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?” George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.” 3:Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a weekand he gave your mother half, what should he have?” Student: “A heart attack.” 4:Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word,the same as your brother’s.” Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.” 5:Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?” Vincent: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Vincent: “You don’t know my father.” 6:Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?” John: “You told me to do it without using tables.” #Total stupidity.!