REMEMBERING THE QUEEN OF COMEDY: in Joan Rivers book I Hate Everyone...Including Me, she wrote how she pictured her funeral would be: When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action...I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I dont want some rabbi rambling on;I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I dont want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely. I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncés. (Story and video about Joan: bit.ly/1uoAnrh)
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 13:00:00 +0000
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