RES-CUE-IT IS (Noun) A peculiar disease effecting many people, - TopicsExpress



          

RES-CUE-IT IS (Noun) A peculiar disease effecting many people, especially women over the age of 30. Internet access is frequently a contributing factor, but not necessary. Symptoms: Online searching in the middle of the night. Hoarding blankets for donations. Crying profusely during the Humane Society’s TV Ad. Being madder than hell about victims of animal cruelty. Thinking you already have enough pets, then pleading with your spouse for JUST ONE MORE! Waking up in the morning and your first though is: “Did that puppy get saved last night?” Not having gas in your car or the money to buy gas, you say YES to a plea to provide transport. You wonder why your friends and family would EVER pay for a pure-bred dog. Your kids haven’t gone one night without sneaking in to say goodnight to the foster kitties. Your king size bed is too small. At work, you see pictures of other people’s kids and grandchildren. You show them pictures of your animals. Warning: Highly contagious. Cure: None
Posted on: Sun, 15 Sep 2013 23:47:22 +0000

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