RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER - TopicsExpress



          

RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER Especially #NizaSimukoko,#KopalaGeeUntouchable,#Donald_Mwanza,#zeb #DixonChisanga: 1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before you sit. 2. Dont be boring, tell more stories but dont talk more than the buyer. 3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter. 4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes. 5. Buyers jokes are always funny so laugh out loud. 6. When the buyer fights, fight 7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too 8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when Im drinking castle lite) 9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink 10. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice block 11. In a cooler box, the buyers drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top & you are responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls for one 12. If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside the cooler box until theres some space 13. Most importantly, if by some strange reason you have to leave and you had drinks in the cooler box, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buyer... Rules come into effect as of 19/12/2014.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 13:24:29 +0000

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