RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING - TopicsExpress

RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER: 1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before u sit. 2. Dont be boring, tell more stories but dont talk more than the buyer. 3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter. 4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes. 5. Buyers jokes are always funny so laugh out loud. 6. When the buyer fights, fight 7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too 8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when Im drinking castle lite) 9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink 10. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice block - 11. In a cooler box, the buyers drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top & you are responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls for one 12. If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside.