RURAL NEW ZEALAND TERMINOLOGY LOG ON - Adding wood to make the barbecue hotter LOG OFF - Not adding any more wood to the barbecue MONITOR - Keeping an eye on the barbecue DOWNLOAD - Getting the firewood off the Ute HARD DRIVE - Making the trip back home without any cold beer KEYBOARD - Where you hang the Ute keys WINDOW - What you shut when the weathers cold. SCREEN - What you shut in the mosquito season BYTE - What mosquitoes do MEGABYTE - What South Island mosquitoes do CHIP - A pub snack MICROCHIP - Whats left in the bag after youve eaten the chips MODEM - What you did to the lawns LAPTOP - Where the cat sleeps SOFTWARE - Plastic knives & forks you get on an airplane HARDWARE - Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart MOUSE - The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. MAINFRAME - What holds the shed up WEB - What spiders make WEBSITE - Usually in the shed or under the veranda SEARCH ENGINE - What you do when the Ute wont go CURSOR - What you say when the Ute wont go YAHOO - What you say when the Ute does go UPGRADE - A steep hill SERVER - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch MAIL SERVER - The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch USER - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things NETWORK - What you do when you need to repair the fishing net INTERNET - Where you want the fish to go NETSCAPE - What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net ONLINE - Where you hang the washing OFFLINE - Where the washing ends up when the pegs arent strong enough
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:45:31 +0000
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