Rahul Gandhi = Saurav Ganguly Shehzaada is strong on the LEFT and cant do anything right. Always ducks short fast deliveries. Retires injured when India needs him most yet takes credit for all the good things to have ever happened. Is famous in only one part of the country who boycott everything else if he is dishonored by anyone. Narendra Modi = Sachin Tendulkar Great record at home average everywhere else. Plays for records yet insists its for the country. Always runs out of partners and wants to carry the innings through. Felicitated by Ambanis, Shahrukhs, Bachchans of the world for the slightest achievement. Fans willing to murder you if you dare speak a word against him. Arvind KejriWALL = Rahul Dravid Best defense yet hits own wicket in the nervous 90s. Associated with some Jammy nuts whose mouths are too damn slippery. Fans give credit mainly on social media coz outside God is watching. Kehte hain kissi cheez ko poore reverse sweep se maaro to saare fielders usse misfield karne mein jud jaate hain.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 18:04:07 +0000
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