Rajni series completly new.. Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? - Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at him…! Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But, Do u know about Rajnikant……???? - Only Agarbatti Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons… and… - The rain was cancelled due to the match. One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..WHY? - Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa Why did british leave India in 1947? - Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948… This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity- ”Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else... - he will Delete the INTERNET Rajanikanth ...is back with new ones ..... Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!! Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!! Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!! Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!! Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world...... Thus.......The google was born!!!! Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..????? British would have fought for Independance.... Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!! Why do earthquakes occur????? Because at that time Rajanikanths mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!! Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....! Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!! The pyramids in Egypt are actually............. ..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!! Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? ...................... To play Carrom!!!!!! Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 15:07:19 +0000
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