Rajnikant----the pilot.. (some are terrible...hehehehehehe). Rajnikant doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions. Rajnikant is the only person ever to land on runway 37. Hijackers squawk 7500 when Rajnikant is on board Rajnikant once shot down three enemy aircraft with his aux fuel tank. Rajnikant has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Rajnikant. Rajnikant doesn’t fly into headwinds…the wind is always running away from Rajnikant. When Rajnikant flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Rajnikant is never under pressure. Right of Way rules do not apply when Rajnikant is flying. If you are flying toward Rajnikant, you are wrong. Rajnikant doesn’t shoot approaches…he kills them. Rajnikant is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off Rajnikant Two way contact for Rajnikant is when he hits you with both fists simultaneously Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1 Jet. Rajnikant broke the sound barrier with his fist. Rajnikant was told to ident,--- the controller was greeted with a fist coming out of his radar screen. Rajnikant doesn’t level off; he tells the altimeter to stop moving Rajnikant was once denied a clearance… once Rajnikant was flying and saw a wall of clouds ahead so he decided to punch through them. He then got back in his helicopter and flew through the hole he just made. Rajnikant doesn’t have emergencies, only moments of brief excitement. Rajnikant cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is too late; you are already dead. A good flight for Rajnikant is a bad flight for you. A Flight Docs gives med up chits, Rajnikant gives med down kicks. Rajnikant once moved a stationary front. All survival vests will be fitted with a Rajnikant photo Rajnikant isn’t holding, he is circling above his victims. No one knows what Rajnikant’ VT-number is, nobody has ever gotten that close.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Jun 2013 04:21:42 +0000
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