Random Ravings May 25, 2014 at 11:34am Tomorrow as the clock strikes the evening hour, India has atryst with destiny. While the world will be getting back from work Mr Modi willbe taking on the mantle of work all laid out for him. And from that moment onthere will be no looking back for him. There will be no looking back for India. The destiny of a billion people are now entwined with the destiny and karmaof Mr Modi . And India awaits ! In the Land of greater realities Beyond there is a councilof people sitting and scratching their heads and trying to fathom whateverhappened to their legacy. Mr Nehru, Bapu Gandhi, Indiraji, Sanjay & RahulGandhi all these are the only people Indians knew…they made the rules theybroke the rules. Becoz India was Congress and Congress was India. Nehru was overheard telling Indira that he knew that thethird generation would be the undoing. Gandhi shaking his head keeps mutteringunder his breath that he should have let Jinnah become the PM of undividedIndia (since he was going to die an early death anyway!). Indira called Rajivand said I told you to keep away from dimwitted white girls …now just see foryourself …the rogue dimwit gene has played havoc ! Sanjay is still havingheated arguments about how qualified his wife and son are and what a huge mistakeMummy made in throwing them out. Just look at Varun…tall , handsome and sure ofhimself…take Menaka…she has done well for herself without the Gandhilegacy…Indira sarcastically says…But she has the name….Aaah ! whats in a nameeh ? Rahul has the name too !!! Get the point Mummy ? Mr Nehru shed copious tears the day the results weredeclared. He raved and ranted and even wept on Edwina’s shoulder. See, howfoolish is my great grandson. I handed over India to them as their own personalfiefdom and look what they have done. Edwina tried her best to console himsaying its not Rahul’s fault its Sonia and Vadra’s….Nehru blew his nose andwiped his tears on her lace hankerchief and went marching to Rajiv Gandhi…whythe hell did you allow some upstart from Moradabad to marry Priyanka ? Youshould have made an alliance wih Ambani’s or Adnai’s or Scindia’s orsomething….Why Roberrrrrrrt ? Rajiv muttered…I didn’t do anything, Soniainsisted that Roberrrrto was a good boy and anyway she wanted a son in lawwhose name she could pronounce….how could she ever pronounce Jyotiraditya ??? In all this ruckus there was one man who was laughing hishead off…and dancing in glee…Indiraji’s husband Feroze “faux” Gandhi….HAhaha!You ignored me, treated me with irreverence….there is a thing called DivineJustice you know ! Mera naam o nishaan nahin hain history books mein….Abtumlogon ka naam o nishaan hi mit gaya !!!! Ab aayega mazaa ! Indiraji tells him to shut up…but he carries on in glee !But why isn’t Priyanka donning the mantle of the Hand ? Tonite I must visitSonia in her dreams and tell her that the time has come for her to retire andhand over all my speeches and my five thousand sarees to Priyanka. And to please keep Rahul under lock and keyand if she must parade him tell him that he must be seen and never heard ! Aurhaaan…please tell that rogue Vadra not to be seen either…see Feroz was neverseen !...and anyway he has done his job. Two children are there to carry on thelegacy of the Gandhis….Ab he can disappear with his millions into oblivion andsit around some schmancy beach island drinking Camparis…with a bevy of beautiesby his side….The beauties and the Beast ! And yes another thing…..Yeh Congress Symbol bhi change karnapadega…Yeh haath ki thappad ki goonj merey kano mein goonj rahi hai…AshokChakra hi sahi hoga…wapas Indian population ko chakravyu mein jo phasana hai !!And I don’t like all those “haath” jokes about Rahul either ! Rajiv tries to butt in but Indiraji shuts him up….its becozof you ! Sanjay is hollering that his sons wife is the rightful heir to the5000 sarees and speeches but is totally ignored by Mummy. Feroze lays a hand onhis shoulder and gently tells him to calm down….Beta, meri baat maan ..chuphojaa…Tera beta Varun Lambi race ka ghoda hai…..dekhna ! Agley 10 saal ke baad logon ka nara hoga Ab ki baar Gandhi Sarkar !! Yakeen mano... All this is happening around The Father of the Nation Mr Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi aka Bapu aka The Naked Fakir aka The Sabarmati Saint....But all he can think of is Meri mat mari gayi thi ki I picked Nehru...Now just look at what a mess they have created. Hum laye hain toofan se kashti nikal kar Is desh ko rakhna mere bacchon sambhal kar was my theme song. This faux Gandhi Parivaar took it literally...The only want their children and unke bacchey and phir se unkey bacchen to rule India. Gandhiji in sheer disgust turned to Indira and said Kya baap ka maal hai....??? And she said Haan ! Yes !.... Gandhiji looked at her and her brood in shock....Jawahar kahan hain ?...Kasturba meekly said Bapu woh toh Gorey Gorey gaatey huey nikal gaye hain....becharey Daddy of India...lay down with his neices on either side of him and said Hey Ram !
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 06:34:47 +0000
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